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#LiquidDeath Artesian Natural Mountain #Water

 

WHEN A GROUP OF

TEENAGERS SET OFF INTO THE

MOUNTAINS FOR A WEEKEND

OF DRINKING REGULAR WATER

IN PLASTIC BOTTLES

THEY BECAME HUNTED BY AN

ALUMINUM CAN OF MOUNTAIN

WATER THAT WAS DEAD SET

ON MURDERING THEIR

THIRSTS AND RECYCLING

THEIR SOULS.

 

ONCE CRACKED OPEN,

NO THIRST IS SAFE FROM

LIQUID DEATH.

 

AFTER

RITUALLY DISMEMBERING ITS

THIRST VICTIMS, THIS BRUTAL

CAN OF WATER USED THE

SEVERED BODY PARTS OF

DEAD THIRSTS TO BUILD

ITSELF A FLESH SUIT WHICH

IT USED AS A DISGUISE TO

GET A JOB IN MARKETING

BUT LIQUID DEATH NEVER

TOOK THE JOB. IT JUST

MURDERED A BUNCH MORE

THIRSTS INSTEAD! 💀😄💦

 

#DeathToPlastic

Liquid Death Mountain Water 19.2oz cans (8ct.)

$14,99Prijs
excl. BTW
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